Five! Five!
Greetings, sire. - May you be happy
Please take a look at my grandson's horoscope and predict his future
Certainly
Let me see your forehead
The lines on his forehead make it so obvious...
that the fury of Jupiter, the Sun, Mars and Saturn will rule his life
They will dominate his life totally! Should he be provoked by someone...
this boy will certainly not spare him
What should we name him?
Sameer. A gust of cool breeze. - Sameer...?
By nature, he's hot-headed. The name will keep him calm
Come to me, come...
Guess what? Don't ever make the mistake of getting him married
There you are! He has kicked me!
As he grows up, he'll use his fists and kicks more than his mouth!
I'm not sparing you!
I'm not sparing you! Never!
Sameer! Let him go! Leave him alone!
C'mon, Sameer! Come with me!
Sameer, why did you raise your hand at the Principal?
When I lose my temper...
it feels as if a hundred guitars are playing in my brains!
Now tell me something. Why did you hit Chintu?
I was angry because he abused you!
Sameer, my mother says, anger is love's worst enemy
One who can't control his temper, can't control anything in his lifetime
Now stop being angry and smile. Smile!
So you won't smile...? I'll set your mood right in a moment
The insolent! - Go topless
Those with iron pajamas... - Have an ape for an Uncle!
Whose aunts are cats... - Have dogs for friends!
When it comes to the pickle... - They hug, buddy!
Sameer gets into a fight with someone or the other every day...
and today, he raised his hands on me! The Principal!
So much of anger is not good, Ma'am. It's Arun who always calms him down
He was born with the temper. How will I explain...?
Ever since his parents have died, his temper is getting worse and worse
I understand, ma'am.
And that is why I'm not throwing him out of the school
But I'm really worried. If this is how Sameer Malhotra's childhood is...
how is his adolescence going to be?
So these three fractures and the 36 stitches...
is it all your doing? - Yes, sir. I've thrashed them
But you must ask them why I hit them
There's this girl Sameer wants to marry...
and these guys were treating her like a ball in the basket!
In 1998, you beat up a professor in the college?
He didn't have any time to teach the boys
But he used to call the girls home all alone and gave them tuitions
He had evil on his mind. So I gave it to him!
What wrong did I do?
In the year 2000, you rescued a man who was drowning...
and gave him a beating? - I was the one who saved him too!
There was a board which said in bold letters, Swimming is forbidden
Why did he go there? I gave it to him... what wrong did I do?
Look, we have received eight complaints...
...against you in the last five years
You might get more
If I receive another complaint, you're going straight to jail!
Roma...? You've got married?
Don't be angry today. Please don't hit someone
I'll... - No, wait here
There's no saying when he might hit someone
You think I'll hit you? Why? How can I hit you?
I...
And I thought you...
Did you think I'd marry you? - Yes
Have you ever told me that you love me? - No
And look at him. He's so sweet, so gentle...
he loves me so much. And you...
Now listen to me. No girl can ever fall in love with you
She can only be afraid of you. - Why?
You have such a temper, even I'm afraid of you
Remember how you thrashed those boys at the basketball court, Sameer?
But they had made a mistake. They had to be punished
Every human being makes a mistake. What if I had made a mistake?
You'd have hit me too, isn't it? Isn't it true?
Let's go
Sameer, are you really going away? - Yes, grandma
I've got the job of a lifeguard in Goa. It's a nice job
Besides, I get into a lot of fights here, grandma
If I go to a new place and meet new people, I might not get into fights
My son, think again before you go
The reason behind the fights is your temper
Your temper will go with you wherever you go
Yes, brother. If you leave, I'll be worried about you all the time
You're the one I'll worry about.
I've got to get you educated and married
I've got to have an operation conducted on grandma's eyes...
and send her to grandpa in heaven at the earliest
I'm not going away in a hurry. He'll have to wait!
But before you leave, you'll have to promise me...
that you won't get into fights and brawls with anyone
Is that clear, my son?
Grandma, I swear it on your head
I'll never lose my temper again
One, two...
is that your luggage, mister? Also this bag?
Four...? Four bags?
Yes
Which is THE bag?
I mean, the bag in which you're carrying the cash and valuables...?
Terrible times, you see. You could easily be robbed
Robberies are commonplace in trains nowadays
Difficult to tell the bonafide passenger from the thief!
Go to sleep. I'll stay awake. - I'm not sleepy
Mister, this period between 3 and 5 in the morning...
is meant to be spent in slumber. However strong a man is...
he does drift into it at least once
I want to see when you go to sleep. - I told you, I'm not sleepy
All right. Actually, I love my forty winks
I'm going to sleep
Yes, grandma, I've reached safely. Okay...
Thank you, mister. - What for?
For looking after my luggage
I'll explain. I have a weakness. I can't stay awake in the night
And I can't sleep in the train, for fear of losing my luggage...
and that is why, I pulled off the fast one
So that I could go to sleep and you'd look after my luggage.
Nice idea, eh?
Know what? You're a great guy
I think I must travel with you on my way back too
Here's my card. Phone me on this number, I'll find you at the station
Help me, grandma!
Praise the Lord...
Lord, protect my grandson wherever he is
Lord, help Sameer find his love
Lord!
You...? - Yes. I'm Raj. He's Paul
Our misfortune, we're brothers. Twins
I'm an astrologer who predicts people's future from their birthcharts...
and he ruins their future!
What does your brother do? - He belongs to the Eagle gang...
very dangerous people. Never cross their path
Never. - You appear to be a stranger in town
Whom are you visiting? - Mr Duggal
Mr Duggal! - Yes, he has a vacant room
Not just a room, his brains are empty too
He used to be a police inspector in Goa...
and has blood clotted in his head ever since...
...a thief struck him with a stick
Wherever the clot stands, that part becomes useless
He plays deaf, dumb and blind
Let's see what he's playing today
He's playing blind today
I don't believe this! - You will, very soon
That's Mr Duggal!
But he's looking at me. - No, you're looking at him
Let me show you. Wait
Rascals! You hit me because I'm blind today?
When I start seeing again, none of you will be seen around here again!
Do you believe it now? Wait a moment
I'm glad you're here. I haven't had any tea
Give me half a litre of milk
Is the milk over, Bansi?
I'm not Bansi. I'm Sameer.
I'm sorry, I thought you were the milkman
When did the headlights go off?
How does that concern you? You're not a doctor, are you?
Give me the milk. - But I'm not a milkman...
I'm Raj, the astrologer! - The astrologer!
Such a big mouth! - It's not my mouth. It's a bag
And here is your mouth! - Let me be, please!
What brings you here...? - I'm the one who came here
I've landed a job at the beach resort. Mr Sharma has had a word with you
For the room, isn't it? Come, I'll take you to your room
I'll show you to your room
Go upstairs from here. Your room is right ahead. Go on
There's no room there! - No?
But I saw it last night. Did it disappear overnight?
Hello. - You're showing him the wrong place
The room is over there! - Where?
Here! Come with me. - You're throwing me out...?
We're actually going in!
I'll check out the room later. Let's talk about the rent first
I can pay you 2500 at the most. - I'll collect at least 5000 rupees!
It's okay if you agree. Or you may leave...
Hey! It's me! - Why do you keep butting in?
Give him half the room for 2500. Find another tenant for the other half
Is Bansi staying with you too? - But I'm not Bansi!
Don't be angry. Give me half a litre of milk
But I'm not the milkman! I'm Raj... the astrologer!
So what are you doing here? Go and look up people's horoscopes
Show Sameer the room. Come, Sameer...
It's me!
Where's Sameer? - Here I am, sir
C'mon
For my grandma's eyesight
For my sister's education
For my sister's marriage
Lord, it's Your responsibility to have an operation...
...conducted on grandma's eyes
My sister's education and her marriage is also Your responsibility
Fill up the coffers at the earliest, please
And okay, it's my responsibility to make offerings to You at the temple
O beautiful one...
Come to me
Has Mr Duggal asked you to come and go through the balcony, brother?
No. - Not your mistake, though
Whoever stays in that house, does take a fall in his lifetime
It's because of the sight ahead. - You're right
And I wish you keep doing this to me every day
I feel so nice today!
You...? Already here to pick me up? I told you to call up and come
No, I can't go with you so early. Okay, do something
Look around Goa for a couple of days, then we'll leave together
Who is he? - Our new manager
He'll kill me!
You sent for me, sir?
Are you Suraj? - No
Suraj Prakash. - Time for you to set, Suraj (Sun)
You won't ever rise in the morning again
In your 14 years of service, you were never in the night shift
From now on you will work in the night for a month
Sir, I'll die. - Two months
I'll be ruined, sir. - Three months
And listen... - Yes sir?
Sleep is man's worst weakness
And the time between 3 and 5 is the most vulnerable one
If I see your shoulders droop at that time, you are off the roster
I get it
Mr Sameer
When did you get this motorbike? - My company gave it to me today
No, you got it yesterday. - Today
You're talking about the motorbike, I'm talking about your eyes
You clapped your eyes on Rani yesterday, right?
Rani? Who? I'm watching the kids play
Really? I'm a gifted astrologer
I've seen your horoscope. Let me introduce you to Rani
Else, you will keep falling off your window
I'm a priest of Love. Because of us priests, two hearts meet...
a family is made, new babies are born...
...there's no greater joy than this
Her father, the colonel, is a strict man, I hear
He's retired. He may be pulled up any time
He won't find a better son-in-law. - Never
He's going to embrace you in the first meeting itself
Bye
Is Ms Rani cross with you? - No
Then why is she going that way?
Yes, priest? - Please come here
She's coming
Once you guys shake hands...
...it won't take much time for your hearts to meet
Come... Be prepared
Haven't seen the colonel for days. - Our car's in the garage
He's gone to pick it up. - Ill-fated carburetor, I told him
He must at least fill gas worth 125...
...but he won't spend more than 25 bucks
Anyway... this is my childhood friend Sameer
Not that we met in childhood... the two of us met as adults
She's Rani
Sameer is a lifeguard, and Rani is a fashion designer
Won't you shake hands?
Can't you take care of your kid?
What happened? - A flat tyre?
No, someone got smacked
Who? - Daddy!
What an introduction!
Who slapped him? It sounded like an explosion
Are you all right, Papa? - Don't ask me, dear
It feels as if someone hammered a hot nail into my ear
You shouldn't have hit him so hard. This boy is naughty
Thank God the colonel applied the brakes in time and saved him
Are you in your senses? How dare you hit my Papa?
I didn't know he was your father. And that kid...
What kid? Her mother is here, there are so many people around...
but they didn't utter a word! You wanted to be a hero, eh?
Stop fighting and take him to a doctor, quick
Conductor? I need a doctor, dammit! - That's where we're going
He's gone deaf! What have you done?
You were to ask Rani's hand from him and you just handed it out to him
Who is Rani, sir?
You? Are you working day and night?
No sir. I just came to request you
Please be kind enough and turn my bad nights into good nights, sir
What for? - Because after office hours...
when I go home and shut the doors and windows to catch a wink...
the kids around assemble outside my house and scream together...
The matinee show begins now
And my wife takes it out on the kids saying, No shows of late
Sir, my honour is at stake
All right. Give me some time to think
Really? How much time? - Say, a month or two
What? - When will my duty hours change?
Three months after that
Who is this Rani, sir?
Youth is short
The rest of life is no good
Once...
once it's gone...
youth never returns
What do you...
think about me?
Don't take me for a foe
Be my friend
Lay off. Let me go
Don't harass me
Sweetheart, so much...
of attitude is bad
Youth is short
The rest of life is no good
My love, enjoy...
every moment
What you have, is in the present
Tomorrow never comes
I think you are crazy
You and I don't sail in the same boat
I can't just...
stop following you
Youth is short
The rest of life is no good
Once...
once it's gone...
youth never returns
Thank God you're here. I was really worried
What for? Aren't we friends now?
Yeah, but your father hasn't forgiven me yet
When things go wrong in the beginning, it all falls in place in the end
I don't get it. Please explain
I mean, I've brought Papa around and he has called you over for dinner
Really?
Look, he's an army officer who is very punctual
You will be there at nine sharp
I'll be there at eight. - No way. Neither early, nor late
You look very happy. Tommy's sister says, see you at home...
as if you're going home to become Tommy's brother-in-law
But to impress Tommy's father, don't forget to buy champagne for him
And, you must uncork it at one go!
Is it Sameer? - Yes, sir
Come on in. - Actually sir, I've come to apologise
I committed a mistake the other day. Please forgive me
I've forgiven you, that is why you are standing before me
Lovely dog
He's Tommy, not a dog
He's like my son. Remember
Sit
I'm from Patiala, Punjab. - Really?
My uncle was in the army
Once I took his gun and ran to the fields, for some shooting practice
Enraged, he snatched the gun...
and said, It's an official gun
I was so peeved that I joined the army...
and I got my own gun
A few years later, war for independence broke out in Goa
They posted me here in Goa
After the war, I settled here with my family
Luckily, I love Goa
Luckily, I love Goa too
What do they call a chicken in Punjab? - Kukdi
And a girl? - Kudi
Those medals... did you win them, sir?
My wife wasn't in the army, so obviously they belong to me
Actually sir, your personality unsettles me
That's why I'm talking like a fool
Never mind
And that Chinese pot near the medals...
Iooks like an antique piece, does it contain Chinese tea?
It contains my late mother's ashes
It gives me a feeling that I always have her blessings with me
You dearly loved your mother. - I still love her
We tried really hard to save her
But what God wills... - Let it be, Papa
Let's eat
Why did you have to bring that, son?
It's my first time here. - Let me uncork it
No, sir. Let me have the pleasure
And to you, beautiful lady
What have you done?
Shut up! It all happened because of you
Because of me, really? - You asked me to uncork it at one go
I asked you to open the bottle, not to break the pot of ashes
Good that the pot broke. At least it has set his mother's soul free
I think the colonel is insane
Oh no... he's a very intelligent man
Intelligent, my foot! Mother's ashes ought to be immersed in the Ganges
No one keeps it at home. Never in a pot, at that!
It's okay, we'll talk later. - Let me clear this now
Please try to see it from my point of view
Why don't you try to see it from my point of view?
Have you seen the colonel?
He looks as if he grew old twenty years back
Look at his wife... as if she has just stepped into youth
Tell me, from what angle does Rani look like the colonel's daughter?
Yeah, Tommy does appear to be his son
I can't explain that. You should be asking the person concerned
Who? - Rani
The colonel would never reveal the secret to Rani
The other day I spared you because it was only a mistake
But today, you intentionally...
You hit my Papa on his face...
still I forgave you. But today you've hurt me in the heart
Can you explain? - Rani...
Did you intend to say that my father didn't sire me?
No! - That my mother is wanton?
No!
It was tough convincing myself that you are a nice person
And you, priest! I'm really surprised
How could you consider such a lowly man a friend?
Let alone respect someone, he hardly knows what respect means
See? She is hurt because of you! - Because of me, really?
I was only kidding. When you knew Rani was standing behind me...
why didn't you tell me? - I was telling you...
see from my point of view! - Your language is too tough for me
For all the mistakes you commit, you pass the buck on to me! God!
Ball?
What happened? - A flat tyre?
No, someone got thrashed
Who? - Papa!
Granny!
I'm ill-fated, it's writ. Reading my horoscope won't turn things around
Just checking what's worse is in store. - What...?
Your past was your golden period. - Golden period, really?
Yes. Your future is worse. - Worse than what I'm going through?
Jupiter's place is right up here. Yours is down in hell
The Moon's place is in the 7th house. Yours is homeless
Moreover, Saturn is about to enter
You said, Saturn left me last week. - And it did
Usually, once it leaves, Saturn never returns for another seven years
Not in your case. Saturn is about to re-enter in a few seconds time
Right, anything is possible with me. - Saturn is on its way
And it will wreck me. - This Saturn is going to...
change your life and destiny. It will come like a tempest
What say, dude?
He's going to steal the princess away
As per my calculations, it will stay with you in your room...
and knock at Rani's door
Hello uncle
Hello, I say. Remember me?
I'm your distant relative. Sunny
For miles away, uncle has no relatives. Go away
Uncle, your servant is ill-mannered. Ask him not to mess with me
Why is he so quiet? - Not that he is glad to remain quiet
He's ailing. - Shut up
Uncle, I'm Sunny. Mr Khurana's son
Who... Khur... ana? Who Khurana? - Back in Gurudaspur...
this road in front of your house... - There's one...
...in front of every house
it turns around the corner. - They all turn. No road is straight
And where does it go? Straight to his friend's house
Friend? Who? - Mr Khosla
He just said Khurana! - How smart! You caught me
I was only testing you. Know what? When I asked your address...
everyone said there's only one decent and honest boy in Goa. You
Boy...? What a fraud!
Tell me honestly, why are you here? - Well, I...
want to hire a room
No, he says. Go away
No way, get lost, he says. Look, he's pissed off
Now tell me. - Stay here
Well, now that you are dumb, you won't pick up a fight
So let's go to my relative's place. - Relative, aunt? Then who am I?
Who are you? - Sunny
Not Sunny, he's Shani (Saturn). - Shut up, dude
Uncle, for my sake don't tell aunt where I come from
Well, uncle himself doesn't know where he comes from
Aunt, I'm a tenant here. Here's 10,000 bucks
Take another 9,999... take care
I'm a bit tired. Show me to my room, please
Let me see you off at the next street. - Ass!
...Hold this. Bring it upstairs
Oldie's got a nice room. - Yes
But we are sharing it
What are you staring at me for? - Why share? We'll be exchanging beds
We'll also sleep in the same bed, as brothers...
Don't touch me. I don't like it
Like the rent, we share the room too. This side is yours, that's mine
All right, give me a hug. - No!
I don't hug men. - Really? How vain
Whatever. - Okay listen...
why don't you take your God there? - God doesn't belong to one person
God belongs to everyone. And listen, we've shared the room...
not the walls. God's not moving. - And where do I stick my posters?
Wherever you wish. God's not moving
I got an idea. Stick them up in the bathroom
Why do you get so angry? - Am I angry?
Now! Even while you are talking. - Yeah, where am I angry?
Look, the room's got hot. Need to open the window
Don't open the window!
Why? - She comes there
I need to check her out then. Since I pay half the rent...
I'll open half the window
You're on my half, let me embrace you! - Don't piss me off!
I tried my best to keep him off
What a sight!
Mr Sameer deliberately kept the door shut to keep me off
But smelling a scent from a distance is my forte
What a dish! - Don't you say that!
Does she mean anything to you? - No. But decent folks stay here
By the way she is a nice and decent girl
And she's a colonel's daughter. He will shoot you if he hears you
For a beauty like her, I'd take a bullet on my chest
On my chest
Idiotic!
Don't you jump! - Why not?
You are in bad times, as it is
For all your good intentions, you might fall on top of the colonel
He's going in. - No. As per my calculations...
Tommy will have a go at him
He's gone inside. - Not to worry. My calculations say...
the colonel will kick him out in a minute
What's your name? - Tommy
Nice name. My respects, uncle
Who are you?
What do you want? - I just wanted to meet you, uncle
I'm new here. I'm told that you are the only...
...decent and honest boy around
Boy? - What else? Look at you
You can put any young man to shame. Besides...
hang on. What's that in your ears? And what's around your neck, bro?
Don't ask me. My blood boils when I think of it
Screwed my calculations!
What are you doing? - Worry not. I have fixed many bones
And it's only a sprain. Look straight... here goes
What say? How do you feel?
Be honest. - Feels nice
Where are you staying? - At your neighbour Mr Duggal's place
The one who broke my neck also stays there
Don't be angry. I'm his roommate. I know he's ill-mannered...
and he'll surely change, but this is not how one should treat an elder
A ball hit me, by mistake
Darling, what's happening? When did you employ a masseur?
From today. - Oh no, he's not a masseur, darling
Sunny is a nice boy
He's Mr Duggal's tenant. - I see
Tell you something, massage is not actually done indoors
A garden, or an open terrace would be just amazing
We have a terrace garden. - Don't tell me. Really? Where?
Upstairs. - Can I check it out?
Sure
Did he swallow something?
He's dancing... advancing towards the girl
Damn... your love-story began here and ended in the colonel's ears
He began it by shaking hands, and it's going to end in honeymoon
Sir, do something. Please do something to me
What do I do to you? - I want a baby
Give me a baby, please! - What...?
What are you doing here? - You! What are you doing here?
You know her? - She is my wife
Don't you have children? - Yes, two in fact
Boys, both. And you know what these boys are like
I want a daughter. - So why me? Ask him
Listen... please
What? - He promised to give me a daughter
After duty hours, he used to get me sweets and flowers...
and shut the doors and windows
But ever since you put him on the night shift...
the doors and windows only shut to allow him get a good day's sleep
It's a mistake but a mistake is a mistake
You must also have committed a mistake, by mistake, no?
Yes, you are right
And I can understand your problem. I'll definitely help you
Hang on
From tomorrow, you will buy her sweets and flowers every day
What the...? Get up
Was I wrong?
500 for grandma, 500 for my sister's studies...
500 for her marriage, and 500...
For my roommate
What a sight!
It's worth paying a hundred thousand in rent
What are you upto? - Watching the colonel
Really? - Wanna check?
That's his daughter
Do they look alike?
No way! And what are you drinking?
Water. - Really?
I swear by you. - I see. Go on
Let me smell it... is this water?
Fenny is Goa's speciality. It's nothing but cashewnut juice
I see. I'll juice you!
I'm going to tell Mr Duggal that you are boozing here
Listen...
Don't touch me. - I won't booze anymore, promise
All right. - One last swig
What's that? - Oh, those?
Your God's on my wall, so I glued my goddesses to your wall
So why get angry? - I'm not angry
You are peeved. - I'm not
Relax... easy
You feel like abusing me. - Not at all
I know, you want to tell me something. - No
You want to hit me. Go on, hit me. - No
C'mon, hit me. - Oh no
Why don't you go to your half? - Okay. Peace
Peace
What was that? Earthquake?
Mr Duggal, where did you pick that roommate from? He boozes, and...
watches Rani through his binoculars, You must go and inform the colonel
Oh, why would you inform the colonel? The ass has stuffed you with money
Rather I'll go and inform him
Mr Duggal... looks like he's deaf today
He's deaf
Young man, my neck feels better now
Hello aunt. - Do something to my ear
Let me fix your neck first. Fixing the ear is no big deal
It will be all right. Where's Rani?
See, Rama? Though they share the same room, they are poles apart
That swine injures me, and the other...
the decent one, comes home everyday to give me a massage
Hush, Tommy
Sameer is not around, then who is Tommy barking at?
Dogs have a very sharp memory, uncle
Tommy must be barking at Sameer's thoughts
Where's Rani?
Bloody dog!
Guess what?
You look so happy. What gives? - This year, the All India...
Fashion Designers' competition is going to be held in Goa
The designs I had sent have been approved
And I'm participating this year!
Papa, I got to pay the entry fees within two days. Only 20,000 Rupees
Let her have it. I'll return every cent after marriage
20,000? No dear, I can't afford that much
Please Papa, for my sake. It's very important for my career
Golden opportunities don't knock twice. Give her the money
Where's the money, son? I'm a retired colonel
We manage with my pension. Where do I get 20,000 from?
Selfish father
You upset her
Expenses have already risen this month. 12,000 for the hearing aid
3000 for my neck-collar. Where do I get 20,000 from?
Why won't you give her? You still have your eyes...
heart, lungs and kidneys intact. I'll puncture them all
Granny you ask me not to lose my temper! Tell me, why not?
The colonel won't give Rani the money. Who will help the poor girl?
I wish I could strangle his...
Granny, I got a solid idea
Postpone your eye surgery. Let's first help...
...Rani realise her dream. What say?
Besides, granny, Lord Krishna's birthday is approaching
The Lord is here! Be careful with your pots, lassies...
So much!
Let it go! That's not a biscuit
Bloody dog! Let it go
What's that?
Dearest Rani, I know you want to become a famous fashion designer
I'm sending you money...
to help you cross the first hurdle in the path of your progress
Not a favour, just consider it as a gift from a friend
And, if you win the show...
you will be happy, but my happiness will be greater than yours
I expect nothing in return for this small help. Not even thanks
Your well-wisher
How long will you conceal your youth, my love?
How long will you torment the bachelors?
Someday you are going to become someone's bride
Will you marry me?
I'll buy you earrings and bangles...
I'll buy you everything, I swear
I'll steal the Moon, I'll even pluck the stars...
I'll make the Sun bow before you, I swear
Someday you will go crazy for me
Will you marry me?
The day I come as a bridegroom, I won't go back...
I'll take you away in a palanquin, I swear
I'll steal you away, before everyone
I'll make you my bride, I swear
How long will you show indifference, my love?
Will you marry me?
How long will you conceal your youth, my love?
How long will you torment the bachelors?
Someday you are going to become someone's bride
Will you marry me?
I will marry you
You never told me you play the guitar so well
What a revelation!
All those lessons in guitar seem worthwhile today
Have a laddoo. - What's the occasion?
I told you I want to participate in the fashion designing competition
I paid the entry fees today. - Really?
I'll take two laddoos. - Why?
One for me and one for my God
Go ahead
Bye
What a shame
Bloody untuned drum! Did your father ever play a guitar? Give it here
Papa is... a businessman in Indore
A businessman, really? And you were playing the guitar, eh?
When did I say that? The poor girl thought it was me
And you were tongue-tied, no? You could only grin
Couldn't you say that it was me? - Am I nuts to tell her that...
it wasn't me but it was our master Sameer Malhotra who was playing?
She was so impressed, dude.
And she even saw the posters of your goddesses
Know what she said? What a shame
You're in my half. I'll kiss anything that comes my way, I told you
The priest said it right! You are not Sunny but Shani (Saturn)
Stay away from me
I got my temper under control! I wish I could tear you apart
He's coming. - Sunny, haven't I reminded you...
to pay the rent? - I've mailed the address to Daddy
He should be sending the money. - If it doesn't arrive this time...
you will have to leave. Remember. - Uncle...
did I ever harass you? Have I ever troubled you, aunt?
Then why don't you clean the railings? Look...
Pay the rent, we'll clean it daily. What...?
He's gone. - You should've told me
Is Mr Duggal in? - Yes. So?
There's a letter for Sunny
Sunny stays here, right? - Yes, dammit! Go in
Mr Duggal, there's a letter for Sunny
Hey, where are you going?
Give me. - Two? Two letters?
Whom is the second letter for? - Only one! I asked him to give it
So take it and drive him out. - I'm going
Move it. Do you fancy eating and sleeping here? Has he left?
Okay, read the letter. - It's for Sunny
Why should we read it? - Why not? He's our tenant
We must know what type of a person he is...
...what kind of people write to him
Read
Go on
Let me open it. - Is it made of steel?
Dearest son, Sunny, ever since you have left, I've been worried
Your planes are grieving. There's no one to pilot them
son, without you, what use are six bunglows and eight factories to me?
I hear, you are staying with a beggar
If you wish to extend your stay, revert back
I'll present a huge bungalow to your landlord
Your Papa
I must leave now. - Where are you going, son?
Papa hasn't sent money, not even a letter. How can I stay here?
Did I really offend you? Do you have a problem here, son?
No, no. - All I have on me is a fake coin
You guys snatched 10,000 bucks from me...
...and you ask me if I have a problem
10,000? Just ask me, and I'll give you 10,000 every day
But please don't quit this place
From now on, we'll cook for you. I'll do your laundry too
Let go of my hand, will you? And who will wear my underwear?
I will do that. I'll even give you a bath
But don't ever leave this place. - Don't ever go, son
Tell you something...
somebody has rightly said, if you want true love...
stay in a poor man's shanty
Put the binoculars down! Else, I'll inform the Colonel
Go ahead
Are you boozing? I told you not to drink, didn't I?
Wait till I tell Mr Duggal. - Go ahead and tell him
You wait here! Mr Duggal!
Who the hell...?
Are you boozing here? - D'you want me to sit on the roof?
What if I fall down? - You're drunk
I can't...! You are blind now, I'll talk to you in the morning
Makes no difference. I've been blind since morning
Don't mind the poor fellow. Here, grab your bottle
Here you are. - See? That's a tenant
And you never treated me even to a cup of tea
He's helping me live it up, you know. - Where is he taking you?
Oh, I forgot! We got to meet Bijli! Let's go
Come on. Not there... this way
Don't go. It's a bad habit. - Don't go, my foot!
Clear the litter, will you? - He tells me to clear the litter
Don't do it. It's my house. Who is he to give orders?
I'm going to throw it away! - Pick it up and throw it outside!
Here goes!
Bloody...!
Who got smashed? - Who?
The Colonel
Who hit him? - Brother Sameer
Our friendly neighbourhood hunter. He's hunted many a colonel down!
You are in my half, let me kiss you
Go, neck Bijli!
Rani, once again, forgive me
Neck Bijli, you will be forgiven
The thorn
Oh, the piercing thorn
Come, my love
Behind your bungalow, under the berry tree...
my love...
a thorn pierced me
Now that you are in trouble, you wonder...
why you couldn't stay without me
Your friends were right when they said...
you will be trapped someday
Get that?
I'm sorry...
let bygones be bygones
Save my heart this time, my love
Your clothes are skimpy... even the blindman says, show it to me
Show it
Get lost
Move it
Another 15,000? What for? I have already paid 20,000
That was entry fees. 15,000 is entertainment tax
You should've told me before. The show is at hand, how can I raise...?
Entertainment tax is a government policy. Everybody knows that
If you don't pay by evening, you cannot do the show tomorrow
Why can't she? She is my Rani
Don't weep... please don't
You will do the show
I promise you, you will do the show
Sis, I just heard that the government says...
it's illegal to get a girl married before she turns 21
Which means you have three more years to go, sis
And your sister-in-law has only three days
Why don't you concentrate on your studies for the next three years?
Shall I break the pot?
Thank you, dear sister
Still short of 5000! I'm seriously stressed now
You got to help me now, God
That was for my sister's studies! You could've broken Your piggy bank
Come here... do you know her?
Hot, eh...? You're throwing kisses at your sisters...?
I can't figure out what to say
Many people are responsible for this dream come true
But there is someone I want to specially thank
I don't know his name, nor do I recognise him
I've never met him, but he's the anonymous friend...
who helped me out when I needed support the most
He calls himself my well-wisher
I appeal to him. If you can hear me...
please come and meet me. I'd like to personally thank you
My dear God, grandma always says that a princess will come into my life
But not even a maid-servant has come into it till today
But I feel today as if the Princess will surely come
God, don't mess up things. I love her too much
I'd have called her home, but Sunny's around, you see?
So I've called her here. Nothing wrong, is there?
Nothing wrong. Everything you've done is good
I've heard it all Sameer. That which you tried to say...
and also that which you didn't say. You did so much for me...
and didn't even let me know?
You shall pine at heart, my love...
by God, you too shall fall in love
At heart, I shall desire you too
by God, I hope I fall in love too
You're charming...
you're my love, you're my romance
I'm bowled over... yes, I acknowledge that
I know, your love is full of mischief
But I can't help it, my heart just won't agree
How I wish I rule your heart
By God, may you fall in love too
They call me beautiful, they call me the proud one...
and you've gone crazy; you have no control over your heart
I'm no less crazy. I'm not conceding defeat
I'm here to steal your heart, and steal it, I will
How I wish I begin to trust you
By God, I hope I fall in love too
May you begin to pine at heart
By God, may you fall in love too